NFL mascots are some of the most fun recognizable mascots in all of sports. Here at the Sports On Tap we decided on anchor podcast “Pod That: Two Brothers Talking Sports” with the Jarjour brothers that we would on our weekly NFL podcast that we’d preview games with one caveat in mind. It’s just a battle of the mascots. What would a Eagle do versus a Bronco? How would a Cowboy fare versus a Jaguar? These are pressing questions that we answer on our weekly NFL pod.
Here Are Our Week 13 NFL Mascots Matchups
Cowboys @ Saints
The Cowboys usually have weapons. The Saints mascot is a dog. Give us the Cowboys.
The New Orleans #Saints are preparing Taysom Hill as the starting QB as he is taking first-team reps while Trevor Siemian has been taking second-team reps in practice today in preparation to face the Dallas #Cowboys. pic.twitter.com/RFP8WMGA20
— Off the Dome: Louisiana Sports Broadcast (@OTDsports09) November 29, 2021
Giants @ Dolphins
This one is tough. This actually makes no sense. So we went with a executive decision and said bigger is better. Give us the Giants.
Colts @ Texans
I think a bunch of Texans would probably beat a group of horses. Give us the Texans.
Vikings @ Lions
Vikings were mean. They used to do some effed up stuff. Give us the Vikings.
Eagles @ Jets
Theoritically speaking if a Eagle ran into a Jet in the air the eagle would probably not survive. Give us the Jets.
Cardinals @ Bears
A bear is a much tougher animal than a bird. Give us the Bears.
Chargers @ Bengals
A lightning bolt would probably take care of a tiger. Give us the Chargers.
Society if the NFL flexed Chargers Vs Bengals pic.twitter.com/zb5Jk2vb87
— sam hubbard enthusiast (Vince) (@qsmartreviewer) November 23, 2021
Buccaneers @ Falcons
A group of pirates would take care of a bird with ease. Give us the Buccaneers
Jaguars @ Rams
The only natural predator that can kill a Jaguar is a anaconda. The Ram is not an anaconda. Give us the Jaguars.
Football Team @ Raiders
Raiders have weapons more than just playing football. Give us the Raiders.
Ravens @ Steelers
This is sadly easy. A Steeler would smash a bird. Steelers win.
Ravens – Steelers week? Here’s Torrey Smith with the last minute heroics. pic.twitter.com/Q2UbNZ3Stv
— The Exit 52 Podcast (@Exit52Podcast) November 29, 2021
49ers @ Seahawks
This would not make any sense either way. We are homers. Give us the Seahawks.
Broncos @ Chiefs
Chiefs ride horses. Easy. Chiefs win.
Patriots @ Bills
Bills are probably stronger than a bunch of people who just love their country. Bills win.
Mascot Record: 25-34-1