NFL mascots are some of the most fun recognizable mascots in all of sports. Here at the Sports On Tap we decided on anchor podcast “Pod That: Two Brothers Talking Sports” with the Jarjour brothers that we would on our weekly NFL podcast that we’d preview games with one caveat in mind. It’s just a battle of the mascots. What would a Eagle do versus a Bronco? How would a Cowboy fare versus a Jaguar? These are pressing questions that we answer on our weekly NFL pod.
Here Are Our Week 12 NFL Mascots Matchups
Bears @ Lions
Had to google this but a bear would beat a lion. Bears win.
Raiders @ Cowboys
Raiders are good at going to people’s land and taking over. They are going to the land of the Cowboys and taking over. Raiders win.
Fun Fact: The last time the Dallas Cowboys played the Chiefs and the Raiders four days apart they went on to win the Super Bowl.
— Dan Rogers (@DannyPhantom24) November 22, 2021
Bills @ Saints
Whatever a Saint is a Bill beats it. Give us the Bills.
Buccaneers @ Colts
Pirates tend to d obetter in warmer climates. Indianpolis and horses are not warm climates are not ideal for Pirates. Give us the Colts.
Jets @ Texans
Airplanes would be beat a bunch of Texans. Give us the Texans.
Eagles @ Giants
A Eagle would fly into a Giant building. Give us the Giants in this matchup.
Panthers @ Dolphins
This is easy. Panthers can’t swim well. Give us the Dolphins.
Titans @ Patriots
Titans would beat a bunch of patriotic people. Give us the Titans.
Steelers @ Bengals
Bengals are fierce animals. This one was a little bit easy. Give us the Bengals.
Steelers looking at the ravens bengals and browns in the afc North pic.twitter.com/pBeCyQtwHj
— Zac Celedonia (@ZeFlashNFL) November 12, 2021
Falcons @ Jaguars
The only natural predator that can kill a Jaguar is an Anacaonda. A Falcon is not a Anaconda. Give us the Jaguars.
Chargers @ Broncos
A lightning bolt would probably beat a horse right? Give us the Chargers.
Rams @ Packers
Rams are sneaky strong and vicious animals. Give us the Rams.
Vikings @ 49ers
Vikings were super bad-asses. They would destroy a bunch of miners. Give us the Vikings.
Browns @ Ravens
A dog would probably be more dangerous to a Raven then the opposite way around. Give us the Browns.
— CleWest (@erjmanlasvegas) November 22, 2021
Seahawks @ Football Team
The Seahawks have this under control. Give us the Seahawks.
Season Record: 10-18-1
Last week: 6-9
Mascot Record: 10-18-1