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Suspect’s Loud Fart Helps Police Sniff Out His Hiding Place

A man in Missouri did his best to avoid cops and he ended up blowing his own cover, well, his fart did.

It seems the man let out a huge fart right at the wrong time, allowing officers to sniff out where he was hiding, authorities said. Cops didn’t release the man’s identity.

The nearby Clay County Sheriff’s Office got wind of the arrest and decided to turn it into a cautionary tale, presumedly to discourage others from engaging in criminal behavior (or at least avoiding beans before any illegal activity):

Well, hold it on next time.

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